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diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

(via worsting)

sumireba:

honhonhonhon

(via gingersnapwolves)

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via bondings)

derek hale + fire

(via thepsychicclam)

i-miss-my-wings:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thequixoticbedhead:

aldora89:

…wait

was this a Destiel vs. Megstiel joke or…

…oh my GOD

holy fucking shit

oh my god, Cas, you can’t just ask if someone is into bdsm

(via castielsteenwolf)

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

(via asian)

xthatsclaudia:

"do you prefer Stiles with Lydia or Malia?" (x)

(via haletostilinski)

hoechlder:

derek hale + smiling in s4

(via book-zone)

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via book-zone)

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via stability)

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

(via jazlynhart1)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

(via jazlynhart1)

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(via jazlynhart1)

nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job

(via jazlynhart1)